Sunday, December 9, 2012

The DREADED Christmas Card Photo

Christmas 2008

I am not happy about this what so ever.  I heard the dreaded words ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PICTURE, puke!
It’s that time of year where mom gathers us around for a picture.  Two years ago we had to sit still for an hour with custom bows and  Santa hats.  This year I hear we will be sitting around the Christmas tree.
Out mother starts to get stressed and wants us all to be perfect.  Our dad is just as bad because he participates in such nonsense. 

I have the above picture  to show you how ridiculous this can be.  In this card our beloved Sir Thomas and Birki were still with us.  They knew to cooperate because if not this picture taking could go on forever.  Daddy had to get  35 pound dumbbells  to tie George, Freddie Mercury and  Vinnie in place.  Look how ridiculous they are!  I think Wally was either stoned or sleeping.  That is up in the air.   Vinnie is right though,  looking at this picture Freddie sure did pack on the pounds.   This had to be the worst Christmas card.

Well I am off to prepare myself for another year of insanity in the VonHoledigger house, Merry Christmas to all…

Henry

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