Johnny Hilton VonHoledigger

 It is against my better judgment to talk about such nonsense.  The parental units did it again and have the nerve to blame someone else.
 Okay this is what I am talking about.  His name is Johnny Hilton VonHoledigger named after my late grandfather, Poppa Bear.  Poppa Bear’s name was John.  Poppa Bear was adopted so his birth name was Hilton.  So there you go.  There is the name of the newest VonHoledigger. He is all white.  His mom was a Sheppard mix and dad a Lab. We were all anticipating the turkey of Thanksgiving  when mom comes home from work  with this little oxygen thief.  Apparently Jason and Tiffany came and put Johnny in moms arms.  Johnny was born in a litter of nine, there was seven black puppies, one yellow and Johnny.  He is a little dirt ball.  
 When he first marched in the house  Barney hid.  Wouldn’t come out of hiding.  Now he and Johnny are buddies.  George thinks he had a baby, he is always washing dirt ball.  The Springer Collection ignored him and now they realize he is not going anywhere so they are mad, Freida doesn’t want to be bothered she lost her maternal instinct along the way,  Freddie could care less and Bogey and Putter hate him because he chases the little black dogs all over the house.  He attached himself on their fur and they give him free piggyback rides down the hall.
 For myself as long is Johnny doesn’t get into my personal space I will be okay.  I just want to thank Jason and Tiffany for taking one more biscuit away from me because it’s one more VonHoledigger I have to share with, Merry Christmas to the two of you…

-Wally