The next topic in the series of many to come, is what would the VonHolediggers dress like if they wore human clothes? Of, course being the President of the dog world. You will always see me in a tie. I can’t help it. It’s formal.
So here we go.
Freeway Freida: Daisy Dukes and some kind of tight slutty tank top, that she is too old to wear. Probably from biker week at Sturgis! Wally: Frenchy’s t-shirt and swim trunks. Henry: Ralph Lauren Polo and madras shorts. George: This is hard, he is a cross dresser! Freddie Mercury: Tight NASCAR t-shirt and Denim shorts, with his gut hanging out!
Danny: Hand-me downs from Vinnie and Henry! Barney: Security Uniform he ordered off of EBay, because he’s not the real thing. Bogey: Suit and Bow tie. Putter: He’s a nudist! Johnny: Justin Bieber Concert t-shirt and skinny jeans.
Once, again it’s obvious I am dealing with a bunch of misfits!
So, I have taken bit of a break from posting. I just was not in the right frame of mind. The parents have decided to take on a new, healthier lifestyle and decided they were watching too much television. So what did they do but get rid of Comcast. Yes, I was in pure shock. What was life going to be with out my on demand. I love reality television and watched it all. You could only imagine my disappointment. I thought it would only last a month, but we are going on four months! The plus side is the parents are getting healthier and we have many nights of Scrabble, pool parties, gardening, talking, and walking. So, I guess it has been a plus. Now, I am going to share the next crazy part of this process. Mom and Dad were talking one night while playing Scrabble and started saying if our children could drive, what kind of car would they drive? This is going to be a series of what we would dress like, drink, where we would live, etc. They say we all have unique, human like personalities. So stay tuned.
Tonight’s topic is what kind of car we would drive, so here it goes:
Freeway Freida- Ford Pick-up Wally- Jeep Wrangler Henry- Mazda Miata Convertible George- Mini-Van, so he could pick-up the young puppies. PERVERT! Freddie Mercury- El Camino Vinnie- Old Jeep Wagoneer, it’s mommy’s favorite with the wood sides! Danny- Audi TT Barney- Suburban with the silver bull balls hanging off the back and chrome girl mud flaps, REDNECK! Bogey- Cadillac Coupe De Ville Putter- Ford Fiesta Johnny- Pacer Station Wagon with flames. Yes, I am the first to admit our parents are eccentric but it’s always fun in the VonHoledigger house!
-President Vinnie Laine
Now, I would like to add one of the VonHoledigger's favorite songs they like to play when they are cruising!
