What would the VonHolediggers dress like?

The next topic in the series of many to come, is what would the VonHolediggers dress like if they wore human clothes?
Of, course being the President of the dog world.  You will always see me in a tie.  I can’t help it.  It’s formal.

So here we go.

Freeway Freida:  Daisy Dukes and some kind of tight slutty tank top, that she is too old to wear.  Probably from biker week at Sturgis!
Wally:  Frenchy’s t-shirt and swim trunks.
Henry:  Ralph Lauren Polo and madras shorts.
George:  This is hard, he is a cross dresser!
Freddie Mercury:  Tight NASCAR t-shirt and Denim shorts, with his gut hanging out!
Danny:  Hand-me downs from Vinnie and Henry!
Barney:  Security Uniform he ordered off of EBay, because he’s not the real thing.
Bogey:  Suit and Bow tie.
Putter:  He’s a nudist!
Johnny:  Justin Bieber Concert t-shirt and skinny jeans.

Once, again it’s obvious I am dealing with a bunch of misfits!

-President Vinnie Laine