What Plants Would The VonHolediggers Be?

President Vinnie trying to explain why he dug up plants?

Once again it appears I will be posting.  Due to the fact that I live with a bunch of lazy, no good schmucks.  I asked Henry today if he wanted to make the posting.  He just lifted his lip and went back to nap land.  Lazy!
This weeks topic is:  What kind of plant would the VonHolediggers be?

Freeway Freida:  Jasmine, she smells like a street whore, before she even gets close to you!
Wally:  Cannabis, I am sorry if I offend some.  But, my heavens he is always stoned!
Henry:  Japanese Maple.  The only reason is he dug up a newly planted, expensive tree when he was a puppy and ran through the yard.  Giving daddy fits of rage!
George:  Weeping Willow.  He is graceful and willow like.  He’s just not normal!
Freddie Mercury:  He’s a big old Globe Arborvitae.  Nice and round!
Vinnie:  Blue Spruce, because it’s one of moms favorites.  Plus, I am strong like a spruce!
Danny:  Morning Glory, he loves the morning.  He is such a sweet little guy!
Barney:  Hicks Yew.  The name says it all.  He would Tweet his name as Hix U, what a redneck!
Bogey:  He is a solid Oak tree.  Sturdy and Strong.  Very sophisticated!
Putter: Cleome, the annual that stinks to high heaven, that’s him.  Smelly!
Johnny:  Dandelion.  Because he is an annoying weed.  Mommy reminds me  a weed is just a plant out of place.  Well this guy is out of place!

I think we make a beautiful garden when we are all together.  Even though George is odd  and I do love my little Johnny.  I just wish he would stay out of my pool!

-President Vinnie Laine

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