President Vinnie trying to explain why he dug up plants?
Once again it appears I will be posting. Due to the fact that I live with a bunch of lazy, no good schmucks. I asked Henry today if he wanted to make the posting. He just lifted his lip and went back to nap land. Lazy!
This weeks topic is: What kind of plant would the VonHolediggers be?
Freeway Freida: Jasmine, she smells like a street whore, before she even gets close to you! Wally: Cannabis, I am sorry if I offend some. But, my heavens he is always stoned! Henry: Japanese Maple. The only reason is he dug up a newly planted, expensive tree when he was a puppy and ran through the yard. Giving daddy fits of rage! George: Weeping Willow. He is graceful and willow like. He’s just not normal! Freddie Mercury: He’s a big old Globe Arborvitae. Nice and round! Vinnie: Blue Spruce, because it’s one of moms favorites. Plus, I am strong like a spruce! Danny: Morning Glory, he loves the morning. He is such a sweet little guy! Barney: Hicks Yew. The name says it all. He would Tweet his name as Hix U, what a redneck! Bogey: He is a solid Oak tree. Sturdy and Strong. Very sophisticated! Putter: Cleome, the annual that stinks to high heaven, that’s him. Smelly! Johnny: Dandelion. Because he is an annoying weed. Mommy reminds me a weed is just a plant out of place. Well this guy is out of place!
I think we make a beautiful garden when we are all together. Even though George is odd and I do love my little Johnny. I just wish he would stay out of my pool!
-President Vinnie Laine
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