I was taking a well deserved break the other day. I was resting on my sofa, listening to a little Christmas music when I became confused. Let me show you the many reasons.
Lyric one:
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
Wouldn't that make mommy a tart?
Lyric two:
All I want for Christmas
Is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth,
See my two front teeth!
Why did that person not have teeth? Was it a fist fight, illegal drugs, or did that man catch mommy kissing Santa Claus?
Lyric three:
I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
I am thinking the lady can stay because mommy is kissing Santa Claus and daddy is pacing the floor, chain smoking because he took out that mans two front teeth.
Well I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and when you hear the beautiful sounds of Christmas always remember there is a hidden story or two...
Love,
Freddie Mercury
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