Freddie tells the true meaning of Christmas Songs

I was taking a well deserved break the other day.  I was resting on my sofa, listening to a little Christmas music when I became confused.  Let me show you the many reasons.

Lyric one:
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.

Wouldn't that make mommy a tart?

Lyric two:
All I want for Christmas
Is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth,
See my two front teeth!

Why did that person not have teeth?  Was it a fist fight, illegal drugs, or did that man catch mommy kissing Santa Claus?
 
Lyric three:
I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar

I am thinking the lady can stay because mommy is kissing Santa Claus and daddy is pacing the floor, chain smoking because he took out that mans two front teeth.

Well I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and when you hear the beautiful sounds of Christmas always remember there is a hidden story or two...

Love,
Freddie Mercury

Love Birds

Bella & Scout

Can't talk long because  President Vinnie is really getting sick of me and how much time I am taking away from him.  But, I want everyone to see where I came from.  Both my parents are black and I am white.  Is that where the expression came from, must of been the mailman's kid?

-Johnny Hilton

The DREADED Christmas Card Photo

Christmas 2008

I am not happy about this what so ever.  I heard the dreaded words ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PICTURE, puke!
It’s that time of year where mom gathers us around for a picture.  Two years ago we had to sit still for an hour with custom bows and  Santa hats.  This year I hear we will be sitting around the Christmas tree.
Out mother starts to get stressed and wants us all to be perfect.  Our dad is just as bad because he participates in such nonsense. 

I have the above picture  to show you how ridiculous this can be.  In this card our beloved Sir Thomas and Birki were still with us.  They knew to cooperate because if not this picture taking could go on forever.  Daddy had to get  35 pound dumbbells  to tie George, Freddie Mercury and  Vinnie in place.  Look how ridiculous they are!  I think Wally was either stoned or sleeping.  That is up in the air.   Vinnie is right though,  looking at this picture Freddie sure did pack on the pounds.   This had to be the worst Christmas card.

Well I am off to prepare myself for another year of insanity in the VonHoledigger house, Merry Christmas to all…

Henry

Johnny Hilton VonHoledigger

 It is against my better judgment to talk about such nonsense.  The parental units did it again and have the nerve to blame someone else.
 Okay this is what I am talking about.  His name is Johnny Hilton VonHoledigger named after my late grandfather, Poppa Bear.  Poppa Bear’s name was John.  Poppa Bear was adopted so his birth name was Hilton.  So there you go.  There is the name of the newest VonHoledigger. He is all white.  His mom was a Sheppard mix and dad a Lab. We were all anticipating the turkey of Thanksgiving  when mom comes home from work  with this little oxygen thief.  Apparently Jason and Tiffany came and put Johnny in moms arms.  Johnny was born in a litter of nine, there was seven black puppies, one yellow and Johnny.  He is a little dirt ball.  
 When he first marched in the house  Barney hid.  Wouldn’t come out of hiding.  Now he and Johnny are buddies.  George thinks he had a baby, he is always washing dirt ball.  The Springer Collection ignored him and now they realize he is not going anywhere so they are mad, Freida doesn’t want to be bothered she lost her maternal instinct along the way,  Freddie could care less and Bogey and Putter hate him because he chases the little black dogs all over the house.  He attached himself on their fur and they give him free piggyback rides down the hall.
 For myself as long is Johnny doesn’t get into my personal space I will be okay.  I just want to thank Jason and Tiffany for taking one more biscuit away from me because it’s one more VonHoledigger I have to share with, Merry Christmas to the two of you…

-Wally

The VonHolediggers have been having computer difficulty and have not posted anything in a bit.  We are all doing well and happy.  We had a great Thanksgiving and feel very blessed to have great blog friends. 
Don't worry we will be back with more exciting stories...

Happy Veterans Day

Our troops make incredible sacrifices every day.  They leave behind their pets, homes, family and friends to put their lives on the line to defend this great Nation.  Today and everyday the VonHolediggers honor you and thank you for all you do for the United States of America!

Also, we found on History.com this bit of fun trivia:

On the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, an armistice, or temporary cessation of hostilities, was declared between the Allied nations and Germany in the First World War, then known as "the Great War." Commemorated as Armistice Day beginning the following year, November 11th became a legal federal holiday in the United States in 1938. In the aftermath of World War II and the Korean War, Armistice Day became Veterans Day, a holiday dedicated to American veterans of all wars.

Happy Veterans Day!

President Vinnie & The VonHolediggers

President Vinnie Laine VonHoledigger

I, Vinnie Laine VonHoledigger, thank you for voting for me to become your next president of the dog world.  I am completely honored and humbled that I beat out my hero Snoopy.
I would like to thank my family for always supporting and loving me, my friends who voted for me and everyone who believes that the VonHolediggers can change the dog world.
We can do it one paw at a time!
In closing I would like to add that the best part of winning the election is Freddie Mercury has to call me Mr. President!

-President Vinnie L. VonHoledigger