Wally talks about the 2012 Olympics

Who doesn’t like the Olympics?   In my mind I am a retired Olympian who won gold in wrestling.  Back in the day I could take any  dog down.  I was not only good looking but strong. 
Today as I ponder on the VonHolediggers I see a bunch of lazy schmucks  who are good for nothing.
There is a few that could have potential :
Vinnie could be a diver because he loves to dive for that imaginary duck he sees in the pool.  Henry is an excellent baseball player , but they dropped baseball after the 2008 Olympics.   Danny could win most of the track and field events.  He is an excellent runner.  The only problem with the three of them is they are momma’s boys who won’t leave mom’s side to do anything.
Now there is Barney who could be a great weightlifter  but he’s not motivated to do anything but chase cats.  Maybe, fencing because he loves to guard that fence line.   I don’t think that’s’ the kind of fencing they are looking for?  Freddie Mercury who was once a long distance runner now you can’t get him off the sofa to do anything but reflect on the day when he survived the elements and ran the neighborhood.  Plus, he’s up a good fifteen pounds.  Unbelievable!
Bogey and George have never been into sports.  Putter could be a synchronized swimmer because he loves to wear his Doggles.
Sissy says she would compete in beach volleyball  because of the hot men without shirts watching her .  Plus, she  says she would look hot in her bikini.  I don’t have the nerve to tell her she is a bit too old her for bikini.  She still bosses me around and would beat me up!
The Olympics are tradition and we enjoy watching them and dreaming .  Feeling pride for the people who win and admiration for the athletes who have made it to this extreme level.
Enjoy, watching the 2012 Olympics!

-Wally

“It doesn't matter tomorrow if they come in first or fiftieth. Those guys have earned the right to walk into that stadium and wave their nation's flag. That's the single greatest honor an athlete can ever have. That's what the Olympics are all about.”
Cool Runnings (1993) – Irwin Blitzer (John Candy)

Little Bird in the house!

The other night we were getting ready to go to bed when Vinnie spotted a bird flying in the kitchen.  It was a little bird but now we are all on alert trying to catch the bird on the ceiling.
 Daddy tries to contain us and the bird flew down the hallway into the bedroom.  He was all over the place, the parents shut the door so we could not knock down everything in sight to get to the bird. It was a riot and a lot of naughty language.
Barney was in bed and he now thinks he’s an international hunter growling at the little bird flying around the room.  It's bad enough he thinks he's the household security. He would not listen and it took dad forever to get Barney out of the room.  Mom was helping us get a picture of little bird for our blog and daddy was getting frustrated because little bird did not fly out the window and he kept charging the parental units. Again, naughty language. It was so funny.  Finally, little bird figured it out and flew out of the window. 

I was thinking why did little bird not get in trouble for going potty all over the house and the parents who clearly spoke naughty talk, did not have a time out.  It seems like a double standard to me.  I was just wondering?

-Danny Nelson

 

“A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.”

-Maya Angelou

Freddie Mercury caught working on his fitness!

BEEP BEEP  BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

                      Just In, HOT off the PRESS!

Freddie Mercury was spotted chasing a cat across the yard.  He only had to stop midway to take a breather.   

At least he was working on his fitness!

-The VonHoledigger Post

Lil' P is my name and I will be a famous rapper!

The Internet has spoken: Pitbull shall perform in Alaska.
In a product-promo move, the "International Love" rapper, real name Armando Christian Perez, agreed to visit the Wat-Mart that generated the most Facebook likes.


Well I have been thinking about it and I  want to be an international rapper.  Just like Pitbull My name will be Lil’ P and I will be famous.  I will sing about the VonHolediggers and my life is a little dog with a big attitude.
It will go like this: 
Lil' P is my name and I have big game,
I live in  house with my  family,
Eating kibbles and bit and playing Yahtzee.
We are super cute, and if you mess with us I will give you the boot!

 My song is not done yet, maybe you can help me?   Maybe, I will go by CockerSpaniel.  So sexy!

I do have a lot of swagger and by siblings will be my posse! 

Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)

-Putter Butter

swag·ger

 [swag-er] 

verb (used without object)

1.

to walk or strut with a defiant or insolent air.

2.

to boast or brag noisily.

Vinnie explains why in picture he's neurotic!

If you wonder why I am neurotic this should explain it all!
My mom likes to play dress-up with me!
-Vinnie Laine

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
-William W. Purkey

Barney wants a Jersey Cow!

We have been wanting to get a pet.  The parents say our yard is not big enough so I have to hold out until we get a bigger yard.  I was thinking of a Pot Belly Pig but Vinnie says we have Freddie, he thinks he’s so funny!  I was considering a goat, but I just did not get that excited.  I am not a fan of ponies and we all hate cats.

So after searching the internet we all agreed that we want a miniature Jersey Cow!
We are going to name him Angus and he will wear a bell around his neck,
 Angus will be a milking cow and we all can have little bowls of milk.
Except maybe for Danny who has lactose intolerance, I can't handle that gas.
So for now I am going to  dream of my cow Angus, I can't wait to move!
-Barney

                                           We will call him Angus and he will wear a bell.
 

                                                 Our Pot Belly Pig, Freddie Mercury!

 “Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?”
― Andrew vachss

Georgie picks his favorite nap music, enjoy!

Who doesn't like to fall asleep with great music in the background?
I am going to play some of my favorites that  my mom listens to when the VonHolediggers  take a nap.
Enjoy!
Georgie Lee

Hallelujah- Leonard Cohen

James Blake- A Case of You

Pink- Glitter in the Air

Yaz- Only You

This is my favorite quote, the VonHolediggers are crazy enough to think they can change the dog world!
 “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
― Apple Inc.