Barney wants a Jersey Cow!

We have been wanting to get a pet.  The parents say our yard is not big enough so I have to hold out until we get a bigger yard.  I was thinking of a Pot Belly Pig but Vinnie says we have Freddie, he thinks he’s so funny!  I was considering a goat, but I just did not get that excited.  I am not a fan of ponies and we all hate cats.

So after searching the internet we all agreed that we want a miniature Jersey Cow!
We are going to name him Angus and he will wear a bell around his neck,
 Angus will be a milking cow and we all can have little bowls of milk.
Except maybe for Danny who has lactose intolerance, I can't handle that gas.
So for now I am going to  dream of my cow Angus, I can't wait to move!
-Barney

                                           We will call him Angus and he will wear a bell.
 

                                                 Our Pot Belly Pig, Freddie Mercury!

 “Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?”
― Andrew vachss