I am sick of the name calling. Skid Mark, come on I can’t help it that I am white and every VonHoledigger that tries to teach me a lesson puts there red clay paw marks on me or tosses me down the hill.
I am only 3.5 months old. I am suppose to be annoying.
The parental units are the ones who feed us with old pots and pans the handles just stick out and make me want to grab them and drag them down the hall in the middle of the night. The noise soothes me, along with the broom, plunger, scrub brushes, and any thing else I can find.
I love glasses, keyboards, toilet paper, shoes, shampoo bottles, cords, underpants, CDS, planters, furniture, vacuums, purses, dirty laundry, clean laundry, keys, plants, flooring, drywall, VonHolediggers, cats, birds, poop, hats, curtains, ponytail holders, wood, milk, beer cans, neighbors, measuring sticks, Scrabble, trimmers, slippers, boxes, dishes, pictures, closets, etc.
I am a lover and want to share my love with anything I can find or destroy.
I am not a naughty puppy. Oh, that is another name I am called…
-Johnny Hilton
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