Tiny Dancer, SHOOT ME!

Henry Running The Bases

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

               Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
               Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
               Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
               And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand 

I swear this Winter is getting under my fur and I have had it.  Georgie keeps listening to Elton John’s Tiny Dancer over and over…
Freddie Mercury I think is wetting the couch because I only see him off it twice a day!
Bogey and Putter look like a couple of shag rugs, it’s awful!

              Jesus freaks out in the street
              Handing tickets out for God
              Turning back she just laughs
              The boulevard is not that bad

Don’t let me forget President Vinnie and Danny, they are so bored they are causing nothing but trouble.  I think Vinnie is coming down off his high of winning President of the Dog World.  He is just mad because everyone has moved on from the election.
Freida and Wally don’t want to be bothered.  It’s like Wally said they are retired and are sick of the nonsense. 

            Hold me closer tiny dancer
            Count the headlights on the highway
            Lay me down in sheets of linen
            you had a busy day today

Barney stills believe he is the best security officer out there and he has Johnny watching his every pathetic move.  I want to scream and say securing the yard does not happen from the bed!

For myself I am counting down to the opening day of my team the Detroit Tigers, it will be the New York Yankees playing the Tigers on April 05, 2013!


  

 


-Henry Thomas

 

I am sorry I had to include the song, I can't go through this alone.  I might just have to break George's CD, listening to Tiny Dancer over and over is causing me to go crazy!