Bogey shares his feelings of vacation with Neanderthal Mutts

Vinnie wants to go on vacation but at this point and time I think I would be too embarrassed to drive on a bus with the Neanderthal  mutts.
Let me tell you how it will go down:
Barney will hang out the window slobbering and barking at any cat that walks by.  He also has a strong dislike for rednecks.
Putter thinks he is Barney’s assistant and lately has this obsession with biting him in the butt when Barney barks at the above.
Freeway Freida will be a show off strutting her tail around.  She is so into herself !
Wally is bored with all of us so he will probably listen to his Walkman and hang out with the Springer Collection so he can be by mommy.
Freddie Mercury is such a slob he will wander the bus looking for any treats that have fell on the floor.  He is so odd if you look at him funny he does this odd shake, he is so neurotic.
Henry, Vinnie, and Danny aka The Springer Collection are such an embarrassment depending on their mood or if mom is around they will act out of control.  We went Downtown the other day and what a disaster.  They did not like the man with a cane,  kid with an ice cream cone, lady with big hair, teenager walking his dog, old lady walking across the street, and the list goes on.  You get the point.  Daddy says they don’t act like that when mom is not in the car.  It’s like they think they are protecting her.  When they are really making her nervous with their shenanigans.
George, does not care.  He acts stoned all of the time.  Nothing bothers him.  He just goes room to room with a smile on his face.  I definitely want some of what he’s on.  Must be some good stuff.
I will let you know how this all plays out…
-Bogey

“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson