There you are?
Wally thinks he had it bad growing up with being called a Detroit Special when someone asks what breed he is.
How about this Wally, Barnado Birk! That is my real name. However, I have daddy hovering around me saying, There you are, like I can not hear and mommy saying kisses every time I tried to show any type of aggressive behavior.
I am getting sick and tired of the Springer Collection making fun of me because of my lack of household security. I have been raised to be sensitive.
I really do think my name is There You Are and I should kiss everyone. I am a good looking stallion,
a real ladies man. That is why my siblings are so jealous of me.
They want to pick on my lack of household security. I was never told I was to watch the front yard too.
All I know, is that I got rid of Wilma and chased her up a tree. I can’t help it she relocated to the front!
-Barney aka Barnado Birk aka There You Are...
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
-Winston Churchill
P.S I would like to pay respects to the loss of guitarist Stuart Swanlund of The Marshall Tucker Band, there music keeps me going during the dogs days of Summer when a dog like me is trying to secure the property. With that I say, thank you. RIP!
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