Sunday, May 6, 2012

Freeway Freida

My name is Freeway Freida, I am the oldest and only girl.  My life is quite exciting.  I am an original Fab Four.  You see I was found on I-94 in Detroit, by Mexican Town.  My dad was driving to work one day and called my mom all upset because he saw a pretty dog on the side of the highway, he thought I was road kill.  The next day, dad was driving through town and I happened to have my eyes opened.  Daddy got off the exit, turned around and came to get me.  It was a sight seeing him run through highway traffic.  I still laugh about it to this day.  Well any how, there is Daddy afraid to roll me over to what he may see.  I was all intact.  Yeah, for me.  He grabbed me and we ran through the traffic and off we went.  When I got to the house mom and dad gave me a bath and loved on me.  I was so skinny I could not stand, I was weak.  At that time they only had Tommy and Birki.  How I miss my Birki.  We were a couple in love.  I followed him every where.  He was so handsome.  Today I am healthy, guarding my food and putting up with all of the nonsense from the youngsters.