My name is Barnardo Birk, aka BARNEY. I am a wild child. I came about because I reminded the parents of the late Birki, I was tiny and cute and they took me home. Suckers. I was the meanest puppy you ever met, I hated to be picked up and would growl. Mom said I would not act like that so she taught me kisses instead of growling. So today I am 130 pound love machine. Don't let the neighbors know. When Wally retired last year of the household security I got the job and I take it very seriously. I enjoy charging the fence ferociously to make sure the rift-raft does not come around, while I look like I have rabies with foam coming out of my mouth. So exhausting to be me.
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