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| Henry Thomas |
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| Danny Nelson |
Vinnie told me it was my time to write a post, the reason I usually don't is because of pure emarrassment of this motley group.
Let me explain how this went down. Mom went to work and dad took us. I am going to explain how everyone acted.
George goes strutting in and heads to the Sears for a new suit. He thinks he is Liberace with all his chains and he needs new duds to impress the young male puppies. There is not much more I can say.
Freeway Freida Marie goes to Fredricks of Hollywood. She dresses like a slut, she still thinks she is in her twenties and wears her clothes way to tight. Even her paws hang over the toes of her heels, come on get a size bigger.
Vinnie thinks he is important and looks for anyone who recognizes him. Being president of the dog world is so yesterday.
Freddie is so lazy he just stays in the food court.
Wally is so busy chasing tail like is some retired rock star.
Bogey and Putter act like they are better then everyone because they come from some well to do County in Michigan. Hate to tell the little brats with bad haircuts they are not there anymore.
Johnny is such an idiot he has to go to the toy store and break everything in sight because he is such a spaz.
Barney finds the mall cop and tells him he is the VonHoledigger security and proceeds to ask the guy where he gets his uniform.
Come on all ready. How ridiculous can you be.
Danny was actually kind of cool this trip. The two of us went to the Ralph Lauren store and bought some polo's and chino shorts. Have to keep up the image. After we finished we were out of there and went and sat in the car until the fools were done.
When we got home I had to take a pain pill because my head was killing me. I should of gotten into Wally's stash.
-Henry Thomas
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