The other night daddy got up to tinkle and there he went.
He slid right into some Putter Butter…
So gross, I think Putter has potty issues because when ever he goes outside to do his business. Henry lifts his leg on him. That’s not very nice.
Daddy kind of had a melt down. I am sure you could hear his naughty language all of the way to Campbell County. He had the Putter Butter all over his foot into his toes because he was wearing his Birkenstocks.
Mommy was no help, she laid in bed and quietly laughed with her body shaking. The Springer Collection knew to stay next to mommy.
I on the other hand watched this all play out. Once Daddy got everything cleaned up he went around and apologized to all of us for cussing. If we were to charge a quarter for a naughty word, we would be wealthy.
-Freddie Mercury
Putter-that brings back memories of when your mommys first puppy came to stay at my house. Your mommy's uncle got up in the middle of the night and stepped in Charlie's putter butter. Charlie was also a verrrrry rich puppy.
ReplyDeleteI remember that night well.
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