Barney securing the yard!

The other day I was securing the perimeter of the property singing a little ditty;

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

When all of a sudden I heard the most awful earth shattering, hideous noise. 
Tamarack, the dogs who resides across the street.

He is so repulsive.  I found myself losing my mind.  Lunging in the air, foaming at the mouth, and barking uncontrollably.  That dog is awful.
Vinnie thinks Freddie is bad this dog starts out the front door yapping, he really has little dog syndrome. 

Finally, his owner controls this little oxygen thief and I can go back to my daily chores. 
 I am now back to work and securing the yard with a new song, I am singing a little Styx.

I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the Virgin Sea
'Cause I've got to be free
Free to face the life that's ahead of me

On board, I'm the captain
So climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow on every shore
And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try to carry on

When there I hear the steady stream of water.  It’s  the neighbor taking a tinkle in his back yard while he burps.  What a slob, does he not know my sister is out in the yard?

Finally, the neighborhood is quiet and I am sunbathing and life is good.
When I catch the sweet aroma of cat.  I jump up like an Olympian, ready to take the cat down.  Of course I chase him out of the yard and think to myself this  must be the year of the cat.
Just like that I start singing Al Stewart…
My life is just like a musical and I Barney play the leading roll…