Friday, July 6, 2012

I have written before about being a girl in a house of boys.  It’s hard.
Today it’s hot outside, so I shut myself in the room by myself and listened to my favorite girl-
Stevie Nicks.  Song after song…
I looked out the window at the neighbors, played with my toys, checked out my tail in the mirror.
Realized God blessed me with natural eye liner.  My face is so pretty, my fur is gorgeous and I am amazing!
Just a thought or two for the rest of you.
So girls I am going to share the lyrics to Stand Back and the music so you can have a day in your room too!

-Freeway Freida


                                                          No one looked as I walked by
                                                  Just an invitation would have been just fine
                                                         Said no to him again and again
                                                       First, he took my heart, then he ran

                                                              No one knows how I feel
                                                     What I say unless you read between my lines
                                                             One man walked away from me
                                                       First, he took my hand, take me home

                                                             Stand back, stand back
                                                           In the middle of my room
                                                              I did not hear from you
                                                             It's all right, it's all right
                                                             To be standing in a line
                                                                 Standing in a line
                                                                    I would cry

                                                           Do not turn away, my friend
                                                              Like a willow I can bend
                                                               No man calls my name
                                                                       No man came

                                                     So I walked on down away from you
                                                        Maybe your attention was more
                                                                   Than you could do
                                                                 One man did not call
                                                             He asked me for my love
                                                               And that was all

                                                              Stand back, stand back
                                                                In the middle of my room
                                                                I did not hear from you
                                                               It's all right, it's all right
                                                              To be standing in a line
                                                                Standing in a line
                                                                Standing in a line

                                                        So I walked on down the line
                                                                Away from you
                                                      Maybe your attention was more
                                                                  Than I could do
                                                              One man did not call
                                                       Well, he asked me for my love
                                                                    That was all

 “Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect -and I don't live to be-
   but before you start pointing fingers...make sure you hands are clean!”
  -Bob Marley

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Happy Fourth of July


                     Happy Fourth of July


Lets celebrate the fact that the USA is 236 years old.   That’s amazing, in dogs years that would be 1,652 years old.  So with that we say CHEERS!
Below you will find an article that I have attached Dogs and Firework Phobia, after reading this material you will understand why the VonHolediggers are such a neurotic mess!  Our mom does not past one of these test.  If there is a thunderstorm or Fireworks we all sit on the sofa  and she comforts us.  I am even nice to Freddie Mercury because I understand this fear.
I never used to be scared of fireworks but I believe it’s because the redneck neighbor  shoots his gun off the deck, it’s not like we are far away, we live in a subdivision.   Last Christmas Eve he was shooting away at four in the afternoon.  I hate that noise.  I know I am suppose to be a bird dog, but all I can say is really? Am I suppose to be subjected to this nonsense.
Let me explain, the more he drinks, the louder the gun and the further his shorts go down.  When all of a sudden we realize we are being mooned.
My parents always taught us to say no to crack!
With that being said we wish you the happiest and safest holiday.  We are proud to be American Dogs!
-Vinnie Laine

Dogs and Fireworks Phobia
Dealing with a Fear of Fireworks in Dogs
From Amy Bender

A fear of fireworks is a fairly common phobia for dogs. They often find the loud, unpredictable noise and bright displays of light truly frightening. Even a seemingly confident dog can tremble and drool at the unfamiliar sounds. The good news is that there are a few things you can do to help your dog get through the festivities.
Desensitize Your Dog to the Sound of Fireworks
If you have some time before the 4th of July or an anticipated fireworks display in your neighborhood, you can begin getting your dog used to the sounds. This is referred to as desensitization, and it can be done in a few simple steps:
Find a video or recording of fireworks.
Play the video or recording at the lowest possible volume a few times during the day.
Pair the sound of the fireworks with things your dog likes, such as treats, meals, cuddle time, or a game of tug-of-war.
Slowly begin to raise the volume of the recording or video over the course of several days, and continue to pair the sound of fireworks with good things for your dog.
If at any point your dog begins to show signs of fear, turn the volume down to a point where he feels more comfortable.
Repeat this several times each day until your dog can hear the sounds of the fireworks at a fairly high volume without becoming fearful.
Help Ease Your Dog's Fears
If you don't have time to prepare for the fireworks, or if desensitization hasn't ended your dog's fear of fireworks completely, there are things you can do to help ease his fears. These things may help with dogs who have a mild to moderate fear of fireworks.
Don't change your behavior. Many people feel compelled to baby their dogs when the dog is showing signs of fear. We pet them more than usual, cuddle them, and talk to them in soft voices. Rather than easing a dog's fears, however, this often reinforces the dog's fearful behaviors.
Try not to react to the fireworks yourself. If you jump or tense up when you hear fireworks because you are anticipating your dog's fear, you may make his fear worse. Your body language can tell a dog that there is a reason to be afraid.
Drown out the sound of the fireworks. Try to turn up the radio or television and keep your windows closed during the fireworks. If the weather permits, a fan or air conditioner (if your dog isn't afraid of those sounds) can help, too.
Don't push your dog past his comfort zone. Allow him to hide if he feels more comfortable in his crate or under a bed. Don't pull him out or try to force him closer to the fireworks in an attempt to get him used to the sounds. This may result in an increase in fear, and a frightened dog may become aggressive if pushed past his comfort level.





Sunday, July 1, 2012

Bogey shares his meltdown







   We have kept our mouths shut and quietly observed our surroundings,
and this is where my story will begin.

  What the H-E double toothpicks?
We came from a nice affluent neighborhood.  Where the people are civil and the dogs all have designer collars and haircuts.  We ate out of proper dishes, slept on the sofa comfortably,  went  for car rides, and walked on our leashes like gentleman.  Those were the days that seemed so long ago.

  Today we are living with slobs.  The people give us homemade haircuts, the dogs eat from old pots and pans, slobbering all the way.  There is never a spot on the sofa, car rides are a disaster,  and forget about going for a walk with the “Neanderthal mutts”.     I hate the heat, bugs and accents!

  If I must admit, I don't hate it all.  I love how my brother has come out of his shell,
I like how we are loved, how there is constant chaos and
most of all being apart of the VonHolediggers.
We miss our parents but are happy we became apart of this crazy family.

-Bogey

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
- Dr. Seuss

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Vinnie learns CPR


Lets face it I am super healthy and active and most of my siblings are a bunch of lazy schmucks.    Even though I pick on Freddie Mercury and Barney I do love them.  I want them to be happy and healthy so I can have them around to torment and agitate on a daily basis.  So I am going to be the better brother and learn CPR because the  way the two of them are going there is no hope.
The only gross part is the mouth to mouth, who know where their mouths have been?






WARNING:  The following pictures may be disturbing to many, turn off your computer if there is small children or the weak of stomach!



This is what I am up against.  Wish me luck so I can get them into shape!

-Vinnie Laine



Monday, June 25, 2012

Henry's Love Of Baseball







                                                        Take me out to the ball game,
                                                        Take me out with the crowd;
                                                 Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,
                                                        I don't care if I never get back.
                                                Let me root, root, root for the home team,
                                                         If they don't win, it's a shame.
                                                   For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
                                                              At the old ball game.

                                
I have a love for baseball.  I think it's the best game out there.  My dad and I will go to the park and I get to hunt baseballs.  I will run into the woods and sniff out that beautiful leather ball.  Sometimes I will come home with an entire collection.  It's  so relaxing to get away from the VonHoledigger's and spend quality time with my dad.   Afterwards he will take me to the party store for a treat, my favorite is the corn dog.  My goal is to someday be the ball-boy for the Detroit Tiger's!
-Henry Thomas


Saturday, June 23, 2012

Danny Feeling Hot Hot Hot!


I love to run and chase birds.  I have never caught one, but I am convinced that one day I will. 
The only thing that Vinnie and I have caught was a turtle.  Daddy named it Bacon and released it in the front yard.  We have never seen him since…
The only problem is this time of year I need to be careful and slow down.  The heat is a problem and it could really hurt a good looking boy like me.
So, I have found a little article I want to share about watching  dogs in the Summer heat.
I also added a little Music Video for your listening pleasure!
-Danny Nelson


Heat Stroke in Dogs

Understanding and Preventing Hyperthermia
By Jenna Stregowski, RVT, About.com Guide

Hyperthermia is a term describing an elevation in body temperature. This increase typically occurs as a response to a trigger, such as inflammation in the body or a hot environment. When a dog is exposed to high temperatures, heat stroke or heat exhaustion can result. Heat stroke is a very serious condition that requires immediate medical attention. Once the signs of heat stroke are detected, there is precious little time before serious damage - or even death - can occur.
Dogs do not sweat through their skin like humans - they release heat primarily by panting and they sweat through the foot pads and nose. If a dog cannot effectively expel heat, the internal body temperature begins to rise. Once the dog's temperature reaches 106°, damage to the body's cellular system and organs may become irreversible. Unfortunately, too many dogs succumb to heat stroke when it could have been avoided. Learn how to recognize the signs of heat stroke and prevent it from happening to your dog.
Signs of Heat Stroke
The following signs may indicate heat stroke in a dog:
Increased rectal temperature (over 104° requires action, over 106° is a dire emergency)
Vigorous panting
Dark red gums
Tacky or dry mucus membranes (specifically the gums)
Lying down and unwilling (or unable) to get up
Collapse and/or loss of consciousness
Thick saliva
Dizziness or disorientation
What to do if You Suspect Heat Stroke
If you have even the slightest suspicion that your dog is suffering from heat stoke, you must take immediate action.
First, move your dog out of the heat and away from the sun right away.
Begin cooling your dog by placing cool, wet rags or washcloths on the body - especially the foot pads and around the head.
DO NOT use ice or very cold water! Extreme cold can cause the blood vessels to constrict, preventing the body's core from cooling and actually causing the internal temperature to further rise. In addition, over-cooling can cause hypothermia, introducing a host of new problems. When the body temperature reaches 103°, stop cooling.
Offer your dog cool water, but do not force water into your dog's mouth.
Call or visit your vet right away - even if your dog seems better. Internal damage might not be obvious to the naked eye, so an exam is necessary (and further testing may be recommended).

P.S.  Never Leave your pet in the car!

                                                                       BACON


Thursday, June 21, 2012

Freddie Mercury retaliates to Vinnie's comments!



Let me just clear some things up.  Yes, I have put on a few pounds, who hasn’t?
But, I am getting so sick of that big, white goof barking in my face, talking smack, and agitating me.
All he does is struts around this house and acts like the boss.  I am over it.  I don’t want to swim in your pool and chase an imaginary duck, try to catch fireflies, or play with  your ball.
I am tired and I want to rest.  Just leave me alone!
At least , I am not a Momma’s Boy, Vinnie!

-Freddie Mercury